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  • effemimaniac

    if you want to have good dreams while sleeping on an air mattress just put on some relaxing ocean sounds and repeat to yourself don't think about life rafts don't think about life rafts don't think about life rafts while you're going to sleep and you should be good 👍

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  • edwad

    if you want to run a successful tumblr blog you should change your blog title to Angela or Sarah and then have your first post be a video of 2 people having sex. simple as that

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  • scaryorganmusic

    twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris